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The first time he saw her in person
she was like a princess
hunted by a dragon
and he knew he had to follow her
to be her knight
she was a damsel in distress,
the last time he saw her in person
she was brandishing pepper spray
like it was a broadsword
her cardigan was her armor
her purse her shield
he couldn't see for the blood in his eyes
as she shoved him away and screamed for help.
(not that she really needed)
she was the knight
and he was the dragon.